londoniers:

once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep 

(via overrdosedconfidence)

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

blank

(via chloeojeda)

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

(via socially-a4kward)

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: cumberlord, via h0000t)

chloeojeda:

internetexplorers:

codehsayshi:

internetexplorers:

god bless push up bras

God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.

anger

^lol